i need Feng shui help for this house!?

Posted on February 4th, 2010 in Feng Shui cures | 4 Comments »

this house needs feng shui cure

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/71/84/80774817/1_659005542l.jpg

its facing west, the northern part is the rusty water tower and the southern part is our vegetable garden….

(ahem* we are broke for 5 months!, it must be the feng shui though!)

Let’s start with the bedroom. Put the head of the bed inside the closet. If it will not fit, have the closet door enlarged. Above the door to the closet should be hung a 3 legged panda, preferable brown and white rather than black and white. In the kitchen, you need paper lanterns on the ceiling arranged in the shape of a 7 pointed star. The colors must be blue, red, green and yellow. No blue may be adjacent to a green, and no red can be adjacent to a yellow. At the north entrance to the house, a yellow dragon must be displayed on the outside of the door, to ward off bad chi. A torch must be installed on the outside of the house to balance the negative energy of the rusty water tower. If your first child has brown hair or brown eyes, the financial negativity will not go away unless you sell him/her. This sale may be to a friend, but not a relative. Last but not least, you must, and I can’t stress this enough, eliminate the letter "K" from your life whenever you possibly can. Good luck to you and yours.

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angelzwings20032001

Sorry hon. I need to consult with the Dr. for an answer. Propreno. You are on.References :

February 4th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

woodtick314

Let’s start with the bedroom. Put the head of the bed inside the closet. If it will not fit, have the closet door enlarged. Above the door to the closet should be hung a 3 legged panda, preferable brown and white rather than black and white. In the kitchen, you need paper lanterns on the ceiling arranged in the shape of a 7 pointed star. The colors must be blue, red, green and yellow. No blue may be adjacent to a green, and no red can be adjacent to a yellow. At the north entrance to the house, a yellow dragon must be displayed on the outside of the door, to ward off bad chi. A torch must be installed on the outside of the house to balance the negative energy of the rusty water tower. If your first child has brown hair or brown eyes, the financial negativity will not go away unless you sell him/her. This sale may be to a friend, but not a relative. Last but not least, you must, and I can’t stress this enough, eliminate the letter "K" from your life whenever you possibly can. Good luck to you and yours.References :

February 4th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Dan the brick man

you must be on one tonight, tick…thanks for the laugh…References :

February 4th, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Propreno

I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE FENG SHUI!!™

WHO has risked My wrath by rousing Me from My great and terrible slumber?!

Ahhh…
Little Kevin.

Your decision to call upon Me shows Wisdom and Intelligence beyond your years my son.
This pleases Me.

For this, I shall grant to you a bit of My much sought-after Advise.

You must draw up a petition for a proposal to give this offensive water tower a face-lift and get everyone and anyone who lives in the neighborhood to sign it.

Then, with your parents permission and help, submit this to the proper authority in order to get the ball rolling, so to speak.

Hopefully, your efforts will prove fruitful, and in time, the Powers that be will transform that eyesore into a thing of beauty.

I would destroy it with one of My Lightning Bolts, but My Aim has been a bit off lately and I’d probably destroy your garden instead.

Best to be safe..

I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE FENG SHUI!!™

And I have spoken!!References :

February 4th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Fung Shway – Feng Shui